The things we do for Love

As soon as I start feeling more myself and the coughing and splattering have calmed down to an almost-standstill, I think to myself, "What can I do to make myself feel sick again?" At that thought, I pour myself a glass of red wine, followed by a 6-pack of Black Labels, followed by an assortment of random beverages given to me by various individuals. Last night, though, I thought this a fantastic idea. But oddly enough, this morning I have a different approach to the matter after waking up in a fit of coughs again. What the luck! My plan worked! I am back in the sickness chair, attracting all the right pitiful attention. But by god am I hungry now...