Feeling Lucky?

I have become a fan of the wonderful competitions that www.winstuff.co.za is offering. These days it's hard to get the things you want. I desperately need a new car. My current child, Fred - 1976 Ford Escort only works when he feels like it. The other day his starter motor died so I was stuck at home all day. On WinStuff, I found many competitions to win a new car so I've entered them all and now I wait. I wait, wait and wait some more. I have to win. I just have to! My transportation depends on it. But there are more than just cars you can win. There are holiday destinations, shopping vouchers, iPads,phones, an awesome coffee making machine! I have to get my hands on that, as you know I'm a coffee addict! So, kids. If you're feeling lucky like me, take a tour of WinStuff's website and start entering. There's no cost in entering. Just a few questions and voila - you've entered. They don't take your personal details, don't worry. It's all legit and above board. I'm virtually living n their site, waiting for new competitions to pop up. Be like me and WIN WIN WIN!!! www.winstuff.co.za

The struggles of a carless life

I went to hand out flyers this morning in postboxes and I got lost. I was tired and needed to pee and hadn't eaten breakfast and i didn't know where i was but i kept going till the flyers where finished, then i tried to figure out where i was but couldn't find anything recognizable till i started seeling the same bunch of houses over and over again so at least i knew i was going round in circles! So i headed through the bushes and buck were leaping away from me and guinnae fowl were flocking around and there were snake holes everywhere and bushes were digging into my legs and i seriously needed to pee and my legs wanted to crumble underneath me. I ended up hiking between the backs of housess in this massive ditch and i had to be careful coz any mis-step could've landed me with a sprained or broken ankle or i could've impailed myself on a branch. The only thing that kept me going was the image in my mind of a beautiful toilet seat. Finally after about 40 days and 40 nights i came across a road in which the houses were finally recognizable. I felt like i had reached heaven and walking through the pearly white gates of Sunbird Estate, i could've sworn I saw St Peter and Jesus chilling at the front with a clipboard and a pen.