The struggles of a carless life

I went to hand out flyers this morning in postboxes and I got lost. I was tired and needed to pee and hadn't eaten breakfast and i didn't know where i was but i kept going till the flyers where finished, then i tried to figure out where i was but couldn't find anything recognizable till i started seeling the same bunch of houses over and over again so at least i knew i was going round in circles! So i headed through the bushes and buck were leaping away from me and guinnae fowl were flocking around and there were snake holes everywhere and bushes were digging into my legs and i seriously needed to pee and my legs wanted to crumble underneath me. I ended up hiking between the backs of housess in this massive ditch and i had to be careful coz any mis-step could've landed me with a sprained or broken ankle or i could've impailed myself on a branch. The only thing that kept me going was the image in my mind of a beautiful toilet seat. Finally after about 40 days and 40 nights i came across a road in which the houses were finally recognizable. I felt like i had reached heaven and walking through the pearly white gates of Sunbird Estate, i could've sworn I saw St Peter and Jesus chilling at the front with a clipboard and a pen.